I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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