like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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