she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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