He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Green mimosas i think yes
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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