I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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