so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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