The maid of honor just puked.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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