Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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