Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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