I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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