No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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