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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around

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(772): View more from Florida

i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.

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(716): View more from New York

I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.

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(845): View more from New York

The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies

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you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door

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Best exit from a building ever

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(305): View more from Florida

Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.

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