Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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