Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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