It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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