Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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