you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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