You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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