Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
last night I used snow as a chaser
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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