So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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