pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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