You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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