ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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