It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She bit a glass in half.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You were trust falling into bushes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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