Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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