North Korea, Best Korea!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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