Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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