i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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