i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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