This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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