mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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