Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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