SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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