Need sex. Gaining weight.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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