have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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