Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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