I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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