yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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