they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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