You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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