I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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