i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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