About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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