It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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