just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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