why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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