You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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