i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
