GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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