Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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