belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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