do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
zippers are such a cool invention
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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