I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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