He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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