North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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