spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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